Finally giving 'Modern Family' a watch. Already crackin' up!

Natalie Portman killed that acceptance speech! Cheers to her

Manor then Deadmau5's Sofi performing live at Proof late night. But don't come around fire expecting not to sweat!!!

Aaaand bucket list 117 - "Party with Tommy Lee" will be getting checked off tonight!!!

Grab somebody sexy tell 'em "hey"

LeBron James is in town. He has been known to like to party with us at Cuvee. Shaping up to be another insane Weds!!!

"Everybody is like a magnet. You attract to yourself reflections of that which you are. If you're friendly, then
everybody else seems to be friendly too."

"Maybe you are here on earth to learn that life is what you make of it, and it's to be enjoyed."
— Dick Sutphen: Psychic researcher

Epic rock bands I want to see in heaven: Sublime, Blind Melon, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, The Who, and Queen

Just now realizing how much Godsmack rocks! How did I sleep on these guys so long?!

Attention Nightlife-Loving & Business-Minded Women - http://ping.fm/ha5SP

Check out my review of Public House - http://ping.fm/GwU4t

Check out my no-holds-barred review of Chicago's new spot Public House: http://ping.fm/kl6oN

Writing my review on Public House while I smash dinner, then off to Cuvee to give one lucky lady a brand new Tiffany's bracelet!!!

"That which you resist stays."
— Dr. David Hawkins: Physician, spiritual teacher, and lecturer

Riding solo on V-Day and downloading the Justin Bieber album...sure didn't see this one comin' lol

Man put chicken in freezer overnight, wake up with stiff cock

Pre-Valentine's Day party with Chris Lewis and gang then Manor and Proof. Text if you'd like to join 847-989-3743

Will never get sick of listening to "Highway to the Danger Zone" at FULL BLAST!!!!

We should maybe plan a night where everyone has their feet shackled & we're not allowed to dance BC this streak is getting dangerous. Or not

And the winner for best nut, as determined by a distinguished panel of judges including my mouth and stomach...The Pistachio!!!

9-10pm vodka reception tonight at Bull & Bear with Premier Event Marketing!!! Proof late night.

This week's rant from Chicago's Marketing Rebel - http://ping.fm/doKRr

Awesome meetings today. Time for some P90X shoulders & arms. Then crank out this week's blog post & Cuvee tonight!! Call/text 847-989-3743

My liver just politely asked me to have less fun this week.

The word of the day is "Meechiwawa"!!!

90 minutes 'til we head on over to Mickey's for our $40 all-u-can-drink open bar Super Bowl party that goes 'til 2am!!! Best deal in town!

Super Bowl Sunday accounts for 5% of all annual avocado sales. Holy guacamole!!! UFC fights with Flores Bros then Manor and Proof late night

MMA workout at CFC then Sub 51 and STAY! Text me if you're out 847-979-3743. Bring your party pants!!!

Please get Ronnie and Sammy their own show so I don't have to watch them anymore.

Whatever you do in life. Whatever you're passionate about... make it you're goal to be "the best" & even if you miss ur living ur purpose

Banged out Day 2 of Bikram yoga and created the 6th great lake with my giant pool of sweat. Slam dinner and out to Bull & Bear then Proof!!!

Now that Snowpocalypse 2011 is over, it's time to bust out of hibernation & celebrate life tonight at Bull & Bear then Proof! 847-979-3743

So every other fun place in Chicago to go on a Wednesday is closed tonight... which is only gonna make our party at Cuvee that much crazier!

Great night to take the motorcycle out. But seriously, this IS fun to drive in & I'm falling in love w/ my jeep all over again passing foos

After one attempt that wasn't going to get me there in time, I will be again making the drive downtown for an 8:30 hot yoga class tonight!!!

Just locked up Super Bowl at Mickey's. We have a $40 open bar 11am-2am...yes you read that right!!!

Can't fault her...the last guy spoiled her...but he didn't beat it up...I assault her