Essentially this speaker system is like I paid a 500lb gorilla to ride around with me and bang his bass drum in my trunk cabin...suhweet!

Wearing an EXTREMELY tight pair of boxer briefs from mom at Christmas. So if you see me @ Cuvee & I look like I'm suffocating, I probably am

LESS THAN 3 TABLES LEFT! Book Your Table Now To Playboy NYE 2011 w/ T-Pain at Hilton Chicago - www.PremierNYE.com

Entrepreneurship is living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't.

Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you. New Years tickets at Hub51NYE.com!!!

Watching 'The Expendables' on my iPad while Doug's sets the dragon up with a mean subwoofer and stereo combo. Be prepared for thumping bass!

Undersatisfied... overanalyzed... what you want tonight? None of these guys.

Christmas at grandma's! Rockin' the juke box. Checked to see what we're workin' with...Ace of Base - 'All that she wants' on there. SCORE!!!

Bottle 5 of DiClementi wine... Late night bonding with mom and brotha Nicko

I have a serious alcohol problem... I'm all out! Merry Christmas!!!

Tickets almost gone to the two best NYE events in Chicago. Grab yours at www.PremierNYE.com and www.Hub51NYE.com before they're gone

The boss of my own sh*t, I'm in charge. Only one goal, live life live large!

'About Me' fun fact of the day: My foot's a foot. See you tonight at Bull & Bear then Proof! Call/text to meet up 847-989-3743

Oh you like me...what the hell does that mean :) Don't be so ambiguous girl...

PEM Chicago Whirley Ball Holiday Party tonight! If you're interested in finding out how you can join our team, email careers@pemchicago.com

Peak performance begins with your taking complete responsibility for your life and everything that happens to you.

Treat your friends like celebrities, and celebrities like friends. Thank you for an amazing weekend and all the birthday wishes!

Holy hangover Batman. Time for some coconut water. Maybe a quick yoga session. And I'm back in it. To the Batmobile!

Just went through and read every single birthday post. Much thanks for the kindness. Love you guys

Go listen to the new Akon track 'No Labels' now... great stuff! Hope to see you at Manor for my official Bday celebration

http://ping.fm/GvLKu

Ms.Mikleu and the 2011 Hooters Calendar Girls have arrived at Sub51!!! STAY late night

I used to be a bartender... back when I was working my way through bartending. Bull & Bear tonight for birthday night TWO

Not sure why but apparently half the city decided they were going to wake up and buy their NYE tickets this morning - www.Hub51NYE.com

Birthday week!!! Celebrating Friday 12/17 @ Sub51, Saturday 12/18 @ Manor, and Sunday 12/19...if the Flores Brothers can drag me out of bed

Places to go...more suggestions?
Hawaii
Buenos aires
Rio de janeiro
Fiji
Costa rica
Caracas
Stockholm
Budapest
Varna
Tahiti
Mauritius
Seychelles
Lamu, Kenya
Malita
Gorgona, Columbia

We are gong through bottles like everyone here has the flu and our vodka contains the antidote lol

Far East Movement performing their #1 smash hut 'Like a G6' tonight at Manor and RiNo!!! Say "Premier" at the door and text 847-989-3743

The critical decisions in life are always the tiny ones... which is exactly why most people miss them.

Bull & Bear Thursdays with "Premier"... $3 Monkey Farts all night!!! Proof late night. Text for table reservations 847-989-3743

Live performance from Far East Movement this Saturday at Manor! $35 premium open bar 10pm-1am. Call/text 847-989-3743 before we sell out

The square root of 69 is 8-somethin...right? Cus I been tryin to work it out

It doesn't matter where you are coming from. All that matters is where you are going.

Insanity Max Interval Plyo just made me pay the piper for a weekend of excessive partying. Gonna be a good boy this week lol

Another two tables sold to www.PremierNYE.com and www.Hub51NYE.com! These events are both gonna sell out SOON

Yellow ones don't stop!!! Manor then RiNo

Taking into account inefficient markets, a date with me is valued at approximately $70

Just got marooned by initiating a #2 without confirming the presence of TP... with guests over. True story.

Drinking Avion tequila (yes, it's real) at Sub51 with the Premier crew and Alex Grace. STAY late night!!!

Too many Urkels on your team that's why your WinsLow. Sub51 then STAY tonight. Text me and let's meet up 847-989-3743

Tickets to the 2 best NYE events in Chicago are selling like toothbrushes at a sh*t-eating contest: www.PremierNYE.com & www.Hub51NYE.com

I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it...

To the guy furiously making out with the young lady at the Bull & Bear bar... You're not supposed to be eating her

Going to treat myself to a frosty bottle of Absolut tonight at Proof late if you'd like to join. Bring the holiday mixers!

Sure did just Shazam a Justin Bieber song... all time low lol