Corny But Cool Quote Of The Day: Why Do Angels Fly? Because They Take Themselves Lightly

I ate some beets earlier and my pee is red.

Pulled a ROOKIE move at the gym this morning and threw 225lbs on the deadlift without warming up and YANKED my back. Do as I say...

By my goosebump count, Warrior is up there with Rocky as one of the best fight movies ever made.

Enclave tonight for a delicious main course of house. Then gonna wash it down with a lil late night Proof. Text me for VIP.

Back in the city after some quality time with the folks! I ate about 2lbs of turkey and some veggies. Not bad. District tonight my friends!

Swamp People quote of the day: "I don't like to shoot my boy."

If you eliminate alcohol, sugar, dairy, caffeine, and wheat from your diet, it's impossible NOT to lose weight. Not easy. Bu it works.

The BIGGEST drinking night of the year - Black Wednesday! Celebrating tonight at Chicago's #1 sports bar Bull & Bear then Cuvée late night!!

Haven't touched alcohol, caffeine, sugar, wheat, or dairy in 9 days! Pretty effen crazy to think when I was in Rio 10 days ago wildin' out

Just got busted by a trooper staring at as I blatantly had my phone in front of my face texting while I drove...then I proceeded 2 send this

Yo hit me up if you want to make some extra money selling some NYE tickets. Can make up to $20/ticket & u don't have to know 100's of people

LOVE This: "Act or Accept"

Success is simply doubling your rate of failure

HEALTHY SNACK: raw almonds (Trader Joe's 'just a handful of raw almonds' rationed portions)

I keep waiting for Bruno Mars to break out into the Oompa Loompa song

Got my jeep loaded up with six Thanksgiving feasts and I'm off to deliver these turkeys to some deserving families! Bull & Bear tonight!!!

HEALTH TIP: Leave a 12hr window between your last meal of one day and your 1st meal of the next so your digestive system can rest and detox

I'm on Day 4 of the 'Clean' program from Dr. Alejandro Junger's book and I feel flipping amazing! No caffeine is a bit tough but I'm goooood

HEALTH TIP: Avoid All Forms Of Synthetic Vitamin E. It Has Been Shown To Trigger Certain Cancers

My body is MASSIVELY confused right now comin back from 80 degree beaches in Rio to THIS! $125 bottles tonight @ SUB 51 then EC TWINS at MID

Jenny McCarthy in the house! She still looks awesome

Tickets for New Years Eve 2012 are now LIVE and on sale at www.PremierNYE.com! Tell your friends and lock in the discounted early bird price

Going live with NYE tickets tonight at midnight (Monday). Who's ready for a night of life changing excitement and fun???

My last night in town before jetting off to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil for a much needed week of R&R. Who's up for some Bull And Bear tonight?

Takis just looked at me dead serious and said, "You know I can rap in Greek right?"

Grammy-Nominated DJ Morgan Page Performing LIVE With PEM Chicago Tonight At Enclave!! Text or Msg Me For VIP Guest List 847-989-3743

Apparently valet companies consider it Kosher to leave early when it's a slow night at their venue even if they have your car keys.

You can do anything, but not everything.

Premier is bringing the fun grenades (can I still use that word w/o you thinking "ugly chicks") to District and STAY 2nite! Text me to join

And somehow at 5pm I've already verbally committed to Cuvée late night after Sub 51! I'm so excited...I'm so scared :)

Pickin up my visa for next week's trip to Brazil then rockin' w the PEM family tonight at Sub 51. Bottles are 1/2 price & that doesn't suck

Just watched a Justin Bieber freestyle and, believe it or not, he straight murdered 90% of the rap artists out there

How do I score some 3D glasses? Just copped Avatar in 3D and really want to be THAT guy on the plane to Brazil reaching out to touch stuff

May be one of the last nice nights for a run along the lake. I'm going for it! Cuvée around 1am for you late nighters. Text 2 join :)