Who else is nursing a MASSIVE hangover? Let's go 2 Cedar b4 I spend the drive up to WI trying to keep my dad from falling asleep @ the wheel

Partying with Scottie Pippen at Manor!!

Just threw back a chilled shot of Russian Standard. Time to make myself presentable and get prep'd to turn Manor and Proof inside out!!

Failure is an opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

Almost back from WI. Quick shower then Cedar Hotel and Bull & Bear to celebrate!!!

Manor and Proof tonight for some fun before a sleepless night followed by a 9am, 10-mile Tough Mudder race in Devil's Head, WI. HooRah!

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

I. Can't. Stop. Sweating.

Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional

Emus...do we really need them AND ostriches?

Congratulations to the Japanese women's soccer team...for rescuing America from the brink of caring about soccer lol

Anyone signed up for the Chicago Marathon who wants to get involved with an incredible charity for the race? Msg me for perks and details

Success is something you attract by the person you become. Success is something you attract by becoming an attractive person.

Who's up for some bad ass house music and a drink at Bull & Bear? Only night of the week they let us turn it up and get wild!!!

There's a f*cking grown-ass man in a Ray Mysterio mask & black cape playing w/ a bunch of 4-year olds in our back alley. That is not normal.

It's been a busy day dressed up goin from meeting-to-meeting, sweating all over this great city. Tonight I sweat at District & STAY. Join me

My jeep is making some ominous noises that have me questioning how long she has left. Looks like I'm takin the techno rickshaw to Tzar 2nite

We're giving away another pair of beautiful, designer Christian Louboutins ("the ones w/ the red bottoms") tonite @ Cuvee. "Premier" for VIP

Just banged out 8 miles along the lake with Paul Altvater at an 8:40min/mile pace. Progress continues. Kaizen.

As we increasingly master our perceptions, beliefs, and thought/feeling patterns, we magnetically attract that which we most desire.

Last week 3 new friends decided to come on board w/ Team Beachbody & take charge of their health & really go after their goals. Who's next?

I've got 1 of those Rudolph pimples just under the surface on the tip of my nose & there's nothing I can do. Now we play the waiting game...

Looking to Sunday Funday it up but lacking in the boat department? I gotcha covered at Cedar Hotel & Bull And Bear! Text to join :)

JOE: "Did you Twitter what we're doing?" ME: "I did."

How to eat for health: "Be thankful, eat just what you need, tip generously, care about where your food comes from and how it got there."

What's everybody up to tonight?

With a tear in my eye I regret to inform you that the Bartenders Brawl has been postponed to August 7th at Joe's on Weed

It's better to sleep in a tent with someone you love than in a mansion by yourself

Frank Thomas in the house at TZAR! Big Hurt baby!!!

Running < five times in the last year, I just banged out 5 miles at an 8min/mile pace! Have nothing to thank but INSANITY.

Headed to Midway for my man Greg Earhart's wedding in Santa Monica, but Sunday Funday is going down at Cedar Hotel then Bull And Bear!

Putting the finishing touches on an EAR-SPANKIN' new cd for the jeep. If u end up rolling with us to Proof be prepared for magic!

6mi run to start the day, a couple interviews for the Premier team, then things get wild at Manor and Proof late night. DM me to join