Last minute tickets to the Playboy NYE party at The Hilton available at www.PremierNYE.com or text me 847-989-3743

Tonight's lineup so far: State, 8fifty8, Studio, Sub, STAY... I put some serious Friday mileage on the dragon

Is being a "gum addict" possible? I've just smashed 12 pieces of gum in the last 2 hours. Off to STAY for some late night hot action

All tables for our Playboy NYE party are sold out...including the $15k Hugh Hefner table! Can't wait to celebrate tomorrow night!!!

You know how when women live together their cycles synch up? Well, I think Paul and my beards have synched up

NYE 2012 warm-up tonight at Sub 51 and The MID. Got some slick bottle specials for the baller in you. Text me of interested.

Just got 2 discount Playboy NYE tickets to our party at the Hilton? A friend can't go and has to sell em at a loss. Text me 847-989-3743

The ultimate scarcity is, "There's just ME here." The ultimate abundance is, "There's just WE here."

FREE Manicure Gift Certificate @ Cuvee tonite for all! And 1 lucky lady will win the final tiffany's gift- The Mesh bracelet! Text for VIP

Playboy NYE ticket prices going up again Wednesday... msg me if you haven't locked yours down. Now, time for some Mission Impossible!

Lou Malnati's and vino... solid cheat day combo! Heading to District in a couple if you want to meet up shoot me a text

Nick's home from Cairo after 2hrs bonding with Homeland Security. Christmas dinner 1 of 3 with the family. Then District and STAY tonight

Today's hangover reminded me why birthday celebrations are once a year. Feeling better after some cardio to flush it out. Sub & MID 2nite

Don't really have an eloquent way of saying it... so I'll cap it at two words: THANK YOU. Seriously, you rock!

Today's Workout: Barbell Squat 5x5, Overhead Press 5x5, Deadlifts 1x5, 25 BW Pullups

REALLY excited for tonight at Studio and Cuvée. If you're a fellow December baby I'd love to have you & we can celebrate our bdays together!

Today's Workout: INSANITY 'Max Cardio Conditioning'. That's it.

Go see 'Moneyball' immediately

GOOD Business Compliment...BAD Bedroom Compliment: "Very impressed with your speedy delivery"

Birthday Workout 12/19/11: Squat 5x5, Bench 5x5, Barbell Rows 5x5, 25 BW Chin-Ups, P90x2 Ab Ripper

Thank u 4 the birthday wishes...pls keep em comin! Throwing a collective bday celebration 4 us December babies this Weds at Studio & Cuvée!

Small hinges swing big doors

Today's Workout: Barbell Squats 5x5, Overhead Press 5x5, Deadlifts 1x5, and INSANITY: Fast & Furious

Show me a guy who LOOKS FORWARD to heavy squat days and I'll show you a liar. But here we go!

Anyone know somebody who is awesome at creating mobile smartphone applications?

Who else wants their $215 VIP ticket to the Playboy New Years Eve party at The Hilton for FREE? Text 847-989-3743 to find out how

Rudy Ruettiger was just busted pumping and dumping penny stocks

Anyone know a good nightlife photographer who would want to make $75-100 tonight shooting Sub51 an the MID with us?

P90X2 Plyocide = No Cakewalk

Tiffany's month at Cuvee - TONIGHT one lucky lady will win a bead bracelet AND necklace! Msg me for VIP guest list and tables

I would love to watch a 'Where are they now?' on Ralphy from 'A Christmas Story'

The Hawks Are Heahr!!!

My hands smell like Christmas from man-handling this tree all over the suburbs...and I LOVE it!

I don't want to own all the land, just the land that's next to mine

The finish of the Mir vs. Big Nog fight is the best display of submission ground game I've seen in a long time

2 organic ribeye steaks pan seared in coconut oil w/ veggies (kale, sprouts & spinach) for lunch. Feels GREAT to be back eating like a man!

My first day I've after detoxing for almost a month and I've already eaten 16 whole eggs, a chicken breast, Brussels sprouts, and Shakeokogy

Less than 50 tickets to www.MIDChicagoNYE.com. Grab yours now or forever hold your peace...or at least until next year :)

ME: "I had an awesome dream I was a millionaire.". WOODY: "Bet that was fun wakin' up" lol. Sub 51 and The MID tonight. Text me for VIP list

December starts Tiffany's Month @ Cuvee! 2nite 1 lady will win 2 little blue boxes: a Somerset Ring AND Earrings! Text for VIP guest list

Today's workout: Barbell Squats, Barbell Overhead Press, Deadlifts (5x5 except deads). Followed by INSANITY: Fast & Furious. Studio tonight!

About to get into a sensory deprivation tank for the first time

Today's Workout: Barbell Squats, Bench Press, Barbell Rows (5x5 each). Followed with INSANITY: Fast & Furious

Probably just dropped my best "that's what she said" EVER under my breath at Trader Joes and sent the cashier into hysterics

My P90X2 had shipped!!!!

I am never eating beans or legumes again. Doubled over right now with the worst stomach pain of my life

Danny Glover's kid can rap!

How many youngins just Shazam'd 'Hip Hop Hooray' at Proof?

Our holiday gift to YOU: we've lined up a FREE hosted cocktail reception tonight from 10-11pm at Sub51 for our guest list! Text me to join